When Being a Girl Sucks
Sure, we make 77 cents to every dollar you make, but never getting to play guitar pee? Feels bad, man. When Being a Girl Sucks is a post from: The InquisitrWhen Being a Girl Sucks is a post from: The...
View ArticleLyudmila Putin, Wife Of Vladimir Putin, Mysteriously Missing
Lyudmila Putin, wife of current Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, is mysteriously missing, prompting rumors about her whereabouts, as well as fueling speculation over Vladimir’s infidelities. Lyudmila has...
View ArticleJohn L. Smith Replaces Bobby Petrino as Head Coach at Arkansas
ESPN has confirmed the news that the University of Arkansas has officially hired John L. Smith as its head football coach. According to the report, Smith — who took over Weber State’s head coaching...
View ArticleHand Sanitizer: Teens’ New Cheap Buzz
Hand sanitizer consumption is a new trend for teens who are looking to get a cheap buzz. A growing number of teens have been treated at Emergency Rooms across the nation after consuming the...
View ArticleMen Will Soon Live Longer than Women, New Study Suggests
Male life expectancy is on the rise, and may even surpass that of women by the year 2030. In a recent study by Les Mayhew, a professor of statistics at Cass Business School, Mayhew suggests that life...
View ArticleWhole Foods No Longer To Sell Unsustainable Fish, 9 Types No Longer Available
As Of Earth Day 2012, organic and natural foods superstore Whole Foods has made a corporate decision that they will no longer carry fish that is considered unsustainable. Whole Foods explained through...
View ArticleKanye West and Kim Kardashian Enjoy First PDA Date
Over the last few weeks there has been speculation about the nature of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s relationship, with each stars staying coy about their status. Last night there was no denying that...
View ArticleSpace Shuttle Enterprise’s New York Arrival Delayed Again
The Space Shuttle Enterprise’s flight from Washington D.C. to New York has been delayed again. The shuttle was originally supposed to make an appearance over the skies of New York City on Monday,...
View ArticleChelsea Handler “On-Again” With Andre Balazs, Doesn’t See Herself Getting...
Chelsea Handler re-united with on-again/off-again boyfriend Andre Balazs back in February, but that doesn’t mean she’s ready to march down the aisle into lifelong matrimony with the hotelier. Despite...
View ArticleIsaac Arzate, 12-Year-Old “Miracle Boy,” Dies After Second Collapse Playing...
Portland, Or. — Isaac Arzate, a 12-year-old Oregon middle school student who survived a sudden heart attack during basketball practice in January, died last week after collapsing during another...
View ArticleViolence Prematurely Ages Children, Study Claims
A recent study has claimed that violence will prematurely age children. The study, which was published in Tuesday in Molecular Psychiatry, suggests that violence can age children prematurely, as much...
View ArticlePizza With Crust Made Entirely of Cheeseburgers Exists Now
Stuffing pizza with cheeseburgers seems to be humanity’s latest innovation in the eternal, mankind-wide quest to stuff as many foods as possible into other foods. First, we had pizza, which is sauce,...
View ArticleAndrew Luck Will Play For Indianapolis Colts
It’s official. Andrew Luck will be chosen number one by the Indianapolis Colts in the 2012 NFL drat. Indianapolis Colts general manager Ryan Grigson confirmed today that the Colts would pick up Luck...
View ArticleGlobal Warming Scientist James Lovelock Admits To Being An Alarmist
Influential scientist James Lovelock admits that he’s been a bit of an alarmist (read: fear-monger) when it comes to matters of global warming and climate change. Though he wouldn’t call himself a...
View ArticleAre Israel and Egypt Headed For War?
Jerusalem, Israel – The Obama Administration is stepping in to ensure that tensions between Middle East superpowers Israel and Egypt do not progress any further towards armed conflict. Disputes about...
View ArticleWes Welker Will Likely Skip Mandatory Workouts As Contact Negotiations Continue
Wes Welker and the New England Patriots are currently trying to work out a long-term contract. In the mean time, the star receiver will likely sit out of the mandatory workouts, saying that it’s his...
View Article‘The Glass Castle’ Movie Adaptation May Feature Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence is reportedly in talks to star in the film adaptation of “The Glass Castle,” a memoir about gossip columnist Jeanette Walls. The memoir rights were recently purchased by Lionsgate,...
View ArticleCow Leaves Home, Attempts To Place An Order At McDonald’s Drive Thru
Where’s the beef? Apparently it went to a local McDonalds out of sheer boredom and a need for attention. Sandy Winn said that her cow, Darcy, did just that on Friday. The cow wandered out of her pen...
View ArticleNo Signal!
This is one of those things that you don’t realize you are doing until people start laughing at you. No Signal! is a post from: The InquisitrNo Signal! is a post from: The Inquisitr
View ArticlePilar Sanders Released From Prison, Denies Attacking Deion
Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL-great Deion Sanders, denies that she broke into his room in their Dallas-area home and attacked him in front of their children. On Monday, Pilar, a model...
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